Revolver: Synchronicity II is easily the best song about the Loch Ness monster to ever appear on a Number One album. Explain.
Sting: It’s about two separate but synchronistic events. One, the Loch Ness monster…
Stewart Copeland: …which is synchronous with…
Sting: um… my penis?
Stewart Copeland: Yes, yes, yes! A little boasting there, perhaps; a little self-aggrandisation, but what the hell, we’ll let that slide. I remember we argued about the tempo of this one.
Revolver: Wait a minute. Sting, what’s the Loch Ness monster really synchronous with?
Stewart Copeland: His penis, he answered that question.
Sting: Yes, my dick! It’s a another monstrous, hidden thing from Northern Britain.
Stewart Copeland: That comes out of the slime and that no one has ever seen, or believes in!
Sting: And the Japanese are fascinated by it!
Stewart Copeland: And a photograph of which would be worth a lot of money!
